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C'mon Pollies C'mon

Episode number: 1

Overview: It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.

The Barefoot Denier

Episode number: 2

Overview: Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no time!

How to Make a Spreadsheet

Episode number: 3

Overview: Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.

Anthony's Homework

Episode number: 4

Overview: A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.

Where's My Surplus?

Episode number: 5

Overview: Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?

The Ballad of Dunny Roll

Episode number: 6

Overview: Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.

Government Coach Addresses the Nation

Episode number: 7

Overview: In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.

Coach Makes Things Clear

Episode number: 8

Overview: Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.

Corona Yoga

Episode number: 9

Overview: It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.

Royal Commission into Alternatives to Toilet Paper

Episode number: 10

Overview: With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.

Corona, Actually

Episode number: 11

Overview: It's a tough time for all of us.

Government Coach Zoom

Episode number: 12

Overview: Coach convenes an urgent team hustle.

I'll Always Keep My Bluetooth On For You

Episode number: 13

Overview: Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.

Home School With Mr Dad

Episode number: 14

Overview: As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.

Three-Step Plan

Episode number: 15

Overview: Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.

Antique Tickets

Episode number: 16

Overview: In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.

Goodbye My Lockdown

Episode number: 17

Overview: Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.

The Feel of the Game

Episode number: 18

Overview: Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.

Well-Meaning White People

Episode number: 19

Overview: It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.

Bird's Eye View

Episode number: 20

Overview: Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?

Victoria, you're benched

Episode number: 21

Overview: Coach sets his sights on the southern state.

One Point Five

Episode number: 22

Overview: We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?

Mid-Year Performance Review

Episode number: 23

Overview: God looks back at the year so far.

NSW Border Police

Episode number: 24

Overview: Be warned - Random Victorian Tests now underway on the border.

Is Parliament Essential

Episode number: 25

Overview: Coach logs on from lockdown to discuss the Parliamentary bye.

The Ballad of Bunnings Karen

Episode number: 26

Overview: SJ Paterson returns with an ode to an unmasked crusader.

VEXIT

Episode number: 27

Overview: The Coach announces a bold plan to bring Australia's Covid-19 caseload down.

Corona-Free News

Episode number: 28

Overview: Sammy J brings you all the latest non-pandemic news from around the globe.

The Blame Game

Episode number: 29

Overview: It's the one game Coach doesn't want to win.

Little Pack of Peanuts

Episode number: 30

Overview: Buster J looks to the sky.

How to Make an Aged Care Home

Episode number: 31

Overview: We're making an aged care home today. Do you want to join us?

Hookturnistan Forever

Episode number: 32

Overview: A message to the people of Australia from your closest neighbour.

Were You an A*sehole Back Then?

Episode number: 33

Overview: What will we say to our future grandchildren?

Royal Commision into Working from Home

Episode number: 34

Overview: Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to the domestic workplace.

Social Media Yoga

Episode number: 35

Overview: Facing your own social dilemma? Let's log on to a new flow.

2020 Conference Call

Episode number: 36

Overview: God zooms in for a check up.

Coach Announcement

Episode number: 37

Overview: The Government Coach has an announcement.

Hookturnistan National Anthem

Episode number: 38

Overview: A message from the MCG.

Grouse Designs

Episode number: 39

Overview: Josh and Scotty are planning an ambitious build. But will it come in on time and under budget?

US Presidential Cup

Episode number: 40

Overview: It's down to the wire in the nation that stops a race.