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Eternal Lockdown

Episode number: 1

Overview: The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.

Coach Gets a Shot

Episode number: 2

Overview: The Government Coach takes one for the team.

Political Limbo

Episode number: 3

Overview: We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?

Royal Family Yoga

Episode number: 4

Overview: Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.

Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture

Episode number: 5

Overview: It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?

Government Injury List

Episode number: 6

Overview: With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.

Girl Power

Episode number: 7

Overview: Coach announces his new female line-up.

Opposition Leaders Anonymous

Episode number: 8

Overview: Support is at hand.

Antiques Showcase - The Passport

Episode number: 9

Overview: This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.

The Big V

Episode number: 10

Overview: Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.

Future Grandad

Episode number: 11

Overview: After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.

I Can't Call Australia Home

Episode number: 12

Overview: With apologies to Peter Allen.

Post Budget Locker Room Chat

Episode number: 13

Overview: JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.

Quarantine FM

Episode number: 14

Overview: Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.

Hookturnistan Returnistans

Episode number: 15

Overview: Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.

Waiting for Vaxot

Episode number: 16

Overview: You've got this, Melbourne.

Pillow Fortress Australia

Episode number: 17

Overview: Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!

Coach at the G7

Episode number: 18

Overview: Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.

The Very Hungry Barnaby

Episode number: 19

Overview: We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?

Have Covid, Will Travel

Episode number: 20

Overview: One man's contact tracing adventure.

Left Wing Yoga

Episode number: 21

Overview: Namaste, precious snowflakes.

Suck It Up Australia

Episode number: 22

Overview: Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.

Guess Who's Back?

Episode number: 23

Overview: 2020 makes a glorious return.

Thrusting for Australia

Episode number: 24

Overview: One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.

The Ballad of Locky D

Episode number: 25

Overview: S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.

Byron Bay Lockdown Rules

Episode number: 26

Overview: Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.

Workin' Like a Dog

Episode number: 27

Overview: One dog calls for an end to lockdown.

Let's do a Protest!

Episode number: 28

Overview: We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?

Lockdown Wedding

Episode number: 29

Overview: With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.

The Pfizer Has Landed

Episode number: 30

Overview: Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.

Will you miss press conferences?

Episode number: 31

Overview: Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.

Anti-Vaxxed to the Max

Episode number: 32

Overview: Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!

So Close

Episode number: 33

Overview: The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.

Hookturnistan Invades NSW

Episode number: 34

Overview: Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.

News Corp Goes Green

Episode number: 35

Overview: The climate changes at News Corp.

The Institute for Reopening

Episode number: 36

Overview: Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.

Playground Politics Halloween Special

Episode number: 37

Overview: It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!

Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France

Episode number: 38

Overview: Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.

Coach Deregisters WA

Episode number: 39

Overview: Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.

How to Charge an Electric Car

Episode number: 40

Overview: We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?