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Best Dressed Burglars
Episode number: 1
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals”, we’ll witness joy riding teenagers desperately in need of drivers Ed, some best dressed burglars, and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.
Man vs. Machine
Episode number: 2
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.
Funeral Flare-Up
Episode number: 3
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.
Home Exterminator
Episode number: 4
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal who got the shaft before court.
Rookie Robbery
Episode number: 5
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100 proof stupid.
Restroom Robber
Episode number: 6
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.
Squirreled Away
Episode number: 7
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV when bank robbers went on the road and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
Singing for Supper
Episode number: 8
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a huge divide of loot when you bring everyone you know on a caper, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.
Private Peeping Tom
Episode number: 9
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a peeping Tom protective over his territory, a drunk driver who leaves a lasting impression that leaves him high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.
Stealing Stinks
Episode number: 10
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.
Stool Pigeon
Episode number: 11
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.
Half-Baked Burglary
Episode number: 12
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what happens when a guy has a half-baked idea to steal a bread truck, a major mistake with a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.
Bumper Crop
Episode number: 13
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness someone trying to make their mark, a photo-happy proud pot-grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.
On Thin Ice
Episode number: 14
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.
Meter-Maid Rescue
Episode number: 15
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter-maids and much more.
Chimney Surprise
Episode number: 16
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a few criminals who try to play “Santa” and dive down a chimney, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.
Pot Pup
Episode number: 17
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.
Picture Perfect
Episode number: 18
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a developing case of picture perfect stupidity, a clumsy duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope two time zones from his destination.
Sticky Fingers
Episode number: 19
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.
Houdumbi
Episode number: 20
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name Houdumbi and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.
Saucy Saga
Episode number: 21
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a toilet-bound wrench-wielding sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.
Whose Got Mail?
Episode number: 22
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that’d be a mistake to ignore.
Need a Lift
Episode number: 23
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a fella who can’t recall his unforgettable night.
Short Fuse
Episode number: 24
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a sure-fire accident waiting to happen.
Diaper Boy
Episode number: 25
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.
Sleepy Service
Episode number: 26
Overview: In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.