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The Grocery Store Bank

Episode number: 1

Overview: Stan, Francine and Roger concoct the perfect plan to rob a bank but agree never to do it. Peace reigns.

Brown Lotus

Episode number: 2

Overview: Hayley and Jeff take a staycation at a nearby luxury resort, while the CIA is forced to rebrand.

I've Got a Friend in Me

Episode number: 3

Overview: After a freak accident, Stan and Roger end up stuck together in the worst possible way. Klaus contends with an impostor.

Touch the Sun: A Chimborazo Adventure

Episode number: 4

Overview: The family's dream of climbing Mount Everest turns into a nightmare when Stan tries to save a buck and takes them to a different, much cheaper mountain.

Under (and Over, and Beside) the Boardwalk

Episode number: 5

Overview: It's the grand reopening of the old Langley Falls boardwalk, and no one's more pumped than the Smiths.

The Violence of the Clams

Episode number: 6

Overview: Being the only one of his friends to not like a new fast-food restaurant drives Steve to madness. Stan and Francine go on a quest to return mistakenly delivered mail.

An Adult Woman

Episode number: 7

Overview: After Hayley is deemed a "big child" by The Lady from The Hamster Rescue Society, she gets involved with two Roger personas who have a complicated family dynamic in an effort to prove that she is an adult woman.

Piece by Piece

Episode number: 8

Overview: After a nearly fatal interaction with one of Roger's personas, Steve and Stan work together to uncover the persona's mysterious past. Meanwhile, Jeff, Hayley and Francine explore new hobbies.

Nasty Christmas

Episode number: 9

Overview: Bullock throws a private, star-studded Christmas party the exact same night as the CIA work party. Stan and Klaus are determined to get in, by any means necessary.

Idiot Rich

Episode number: 10

Overview: Jeff gets a job after the family calls him out for being a mooch. When he unexpectedly strikes it rich, Hayley must protect Jeff from the family's greed.

Killer Mimosa

Episode number: 11

Overview: Hayley scores an internship at Morning Mimosa but finds herself on thin ice when she tries to inject real journalism into the show. Meanwhile, the rest of the family suffers through a ravaging case of food poisoning.

The Legend of Mike Madonia, the Rototiller Man

Episode number: 12

Overview: Francine joins Tuttle's gardening club, but he wants her gone. Meanwhile, the rest of the family practice the power of yes.

The Clearview Motel

Episode number: 13

Overview: Francine and Roger become addicted to peeping in on people at a mysterious motel.

The Girl Who Cried Space Jam

Episode number: 14

Overview: Forces of evil beyond human comprehension bully Hayley into doing a Space Jam.

Get Him to the Greek Life Style

Episode number: 15

Overview: Stan attempts to live forever in order to do everything on his bucket list.