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Tick Tock Timesavers

Episode number: 1

Overview: This week's featured item is 'World of Me', a hat with a photo of your face dangling from it to remind your loved ones of you for as long as they wear it.

For The One You Love

Episode number: 2

Overview: This week's featured item is 'The Snooze-a-nator', a stun gun which knocks users unconscious for 15 seconds, giving the effect of eight hours' normal sleep. However, the side-effect of overuse is that it can turn users a bit racist.

Caviar and Platinum

Episode number: 3

Overview: Do you want to eat like the landed gentry? Then try a tin of 'Fox Chunks in Paupers' Tears'. Fancy a holiday with a difference? Try 'Dictate-a-Break' and become the tyrant of a banana republic for a fortnight.

Women's Things

Episode number: 4

Overview: This week's featured product is 'Lest-We-Forgetti' - swastika shaped pasta shapes to ensure that the Nazi occupation and the penalty shoot-out from Euro 96 are never far from one's thoughts.

Men Only

Episode number: 5

Overview: This week's featured product is 'Chunky Chunky Rope' - lengths of chunky fat rope for men to carry around and emphasise their heterosexuality.

P-Leisure: Pleasure and Leisure

Episode number: 6

Overview: This week's featured product is 'A Piece of Nixon' - an actual portion of the ex-president, sliced off his body and presented in a unique Tupperware presentation holder

Table for One

Episode number: 7

Overview: This week's featured item is 'My Partner The Jar' - a jar containing a pickled rabbit's foetus which makes the ideal companion for those lonely people who never get invited to dinner parties.

Youngovations

Episode number: 8

Overview: This week's featured item is 'Babystasis', a see-through plastic backpack aimed at teenage mums, which allows you to place your baby in suspended animation until you are old enough to cope with it.

Good Parenting

Episode number: 9

Overview: This week's featured item is 'My First Screwdriver Fight', the kit that every child should own.

Home Tech Hi-Tech

Episode number: 10

Overview: This week's featured item is 'Sherlock Golden Robot', a robot you can send around to the house of a neighbour you suspect of committing a crime to confront them.