Overview: Felix's ex-wife visits and he thinks that he can convince her to take him back.
Overview: Edward Villella teaches Oscar and Felix how to dance while dancing to music from Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake.
Overview: Felix comes up with a scheme to prove he is more physically fit than Oscar.
Overview: Felix's new love interest is married to a jealous professional football player.
Overview: Flashback Episode: Felix attempts to salvage Oscar's marriage and ends up destroying his own marriage.
Overview: Parking nightmares for Oscar and Felix as they fruitlessly attempt to find a parking spot for their new automobile.
Overview: Flashback Episode: Oscar gets married and spends the wedding night in the Army barracks.
Overview: Felix decides to write a song for Jaye P. Morgan.
Overview: Felix makes a movie about... Oscar Madison!!
Overview: Bobby Riggs appears and tries to hustle Oscar out of all his possessions.
Overview: Oscar and Felix try to find a maid who is beautiful enough for Oscar, and clean enough for Felix.
Overview: Felix is convinced the air conditioner is haunted by a ghost.
Overview: Oscar and his dentist try to convince Felix to invest in a new product: barnacle-made glue!
Overview: In order to repay borrowed money, Oscar takes a job working in a greasy-spoon cafe.
Overview: Oscar decides to be as clean as Felix after being called a slob by his girlfriend.
Overview: Felix is afraid of flying, but he has a photography assignment in Houston. Will he overcome his fear?
Overview: The New York Metropolitan Opera's Marilyn Horne stars as Felix's new discovery, but is too shy to appear in his opera unless Oscar is in it as well.
Overview: Felix's brother tries to convince him to leave New York City.
Overview: Felix tries to get his old college band on Monty Hall's nostalgia program.
Overview: Suffering from sleeplessness, Felix keeps Oscar awake with his fussing.
Overview: Felix joins the NYPD's civilian unit.
Overview: Felix's first big assignment is to photograph a centerfold.