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Bust 'em Up

Episode number: 1

Overview: Glenn books a spa weekend to help rekindle the magic in his marriage, Grandpa Whitey and Conor hunt a vicious turkey.

Dog Show

Episode number: 2

Overview: Glenn wants to become young again so he goes finds his old dog show coach to enter a dog show. But, the replica dog goes crazy.

Footlooseball

Episode number: 3

Overview: Wendy comes up with an unorthodox plan to make Glenn proud of her: She becomes a high-school quarterback. Elsewhere, Conor becomes a regular Kevin Bacon when he tries to bring dancing back to a town that’s forbidden it.

Jackie's Get-Witch-Quick Scheme

Episode number: 4

Overview: Accusations of witchcraft taint Jackie’s family tree, so she tries to prove these claims are wrong. Elsewhere, Glenn and Conor get stranded with some lesser-known members of the Kennedy clan.

Tooth Fairy

Episode number: 5

Overview: Glenn becomes a superhero known as the Tooth Fairy after he loses the ability to feel pain, and Conor tags along with him, acting as his sidekick.

Fashion Show

Episode number: 6

Overview: Glenn drives the RV into the Hudson River and considers himself a hero; Conor becomes a male model, but soon he finds out that he will have to become a vampire; The girls go see Donald Trump and take his wig, only to find out that it is evil.

Step-Brother

Episode number: 7

Overview: Glenn goes to his mother's wedding ceremony only to find a successful half brother whom he is jealous of. Meanwhile Courtney and Wendy plan the wedding ceremony and Conor must take care of the doves. Jackie also works on a dress the entire episode.

Life Swap

Episode number: 8

Overview: Glenn trades lives with former blobster Vito. Glenn then becomes a record producer. Conor becomes a fish mangler. Courtney and Wendy have a fight.

Glenn Martin Christmas Cavalcade

Episode number: 9

Overview: This holiday special features three very fanciful stories, all narrated by a talking Canine. Feat. Mel Brooks and Billy Idol

Courtney's Pony

Episode number: 10

Overview: Jackie urges Courtney to try being a kid again and buys her a pony.

Dad News Bears

Episode number: 11

Overview: Glenn coaches Conor's baseball team in the Little League World Series. Courtney questions herself upon seeing her old assistant, who has become very successful. Featuring: Fran Drescher and Ashley Tisdale.

Volunteers

Episode number: 12

Overview: The family all take jobs as volunteers while in the Volunteer State. But jealousy ensues when Jackie is chosen to be a fireman while Glenn is put on their support squad. Featuring: Fergie and DJ Qualls

Glennhog Day

Episode number: 13

Overview: A freak accident makes Glenn wake up thinking every day is their anniversary. Jackie plays along, hoping to finally live out the perfect day. Featuring: Jason Alexander, Jonathan Frakes, and George Takei

Camp, Part 1

Episode number: 14

Overview: At camp, Conor accidentally fights a bully but winds up gaining respect. Courtney and Wendy vie for the camp heartthrob while Glenn and Jackie work as counselors. Featuring: Elijah Wood and Bradley Whitford

Camp, Part 2

Episode number: 15

Glenn and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Episode number: 16

Overview: Glenn joins a biker gang and Jackie enjoys it until he chooses it over chaperoning Courtney's first dance. Meanwhile, Conor meets a family of "Bigfoots." Featuring: John Corbett and Devon Werkheiser

Windfall

Episode number: 17

Overview: Glenn and his father-in-law go into the wind farming business together.

Videogame Wizard

Episode number: 18

Overview: Jackie becomes re-addicted to an arcade video game from her youth.

Date With Destiny

Episode number: 19

HEIST

Episode number: 20

Overview: Glenn meets his old army buddies while attending a funeral and he is persuaded to help them rob a local casino. Meanwhile, Jackie and Conor participate in the local eating contest and Courtney and Wendy open a fortune teller business.