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Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Episode number: 1

Overview: Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

Episode number: 2

Overview: John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Episode number: 3

Overview: Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Episode number: 4

Overview: Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

Episode number: 5

Overview: Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Episode number: 6

Overview: Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Episode number: 7

Overview: Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Episode number: 8

Overview: Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Episode number: 9

Overview: Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Episode number: 10

Overview: Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Episode number: 11

Overview: Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Episode number: 12

Overview: Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Episode number: 13

Overview: Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Episode number: 14

Overview: Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

Episode number: 15

Overview: Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Episode number: 16

Overview: Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Episode number: 17

Overview: Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Episode number: 18

Overview: Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Episode number: 19

Overview: Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

Episode number: 20

Overview: A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Episode number: 21

Overview: Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

Episode number: 22

Overview: Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Episode number: 23

Overview: Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.