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Moving Day

Episode number: 1

Overview: This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc., etc., etc. But now they're not so sure they can get used to living in Texas!

The Cookout

Episode number: 2

Overview: Our Californian couple is back in Texas, and this time, they have to face their biggest culture shock yet: a Texas cookout. Will their marriage survive?

The Church

Episode number: 3

Overview: Everyone's favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O'Rourke. And then, plot twist, they end up in a good old-fashioned Baptist church!

The Gun Range

Episode number: 4

Overview: Steve and Timpani's marriage is put to the test as the ex-Californians come up against their biggest Texan challenge yet: a gun range!

Buc-ee's

Episode number: 5

Overview: Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems - but this little gas station called Buc-ee's isn't helping!

Return To California

Episode number: 6

Overview: Steve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they're about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California. After tasting freedom in Texas, will they now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California?