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Bobby Goes Nuts
Episode number: 1
Overview: Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.
Soldier of Misfortune
Episode number: 2
Overview: After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.
Lupe's Revenge
Episode number: 3
Overview: A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.
The Father, the Son, and J.C.
Episode number: 4
Overview: Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.
Father of the Bribe
Episode number: 5
Overview: After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.
I'm with Cupid
Episode number: 6
Overview: Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.
Torch Song Hillogy
Episode number: 7
Overview: Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.
Joust Like a Woman
Episode number: 8
Overview: Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.
The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
Episode number: 9
Overview: Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
Episode number: 10
Overview: A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.
Unfortunate Son
Episode number: 11
Overview: Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Episode number: 12
Overview: Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.
Tankin' It to the Streets
Episode number: 13
Overview: After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.
Of Mice and Little Green Men
Episode number: 14
Overview: When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.
A Man Without a Country Club
Episode number: 15
Overview: Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.
Beer and Loathing
Episode number: 16
Overview: Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.
Fun with Jane and Jane
Episode number: 17
Overview: Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.
My Own Private Rodeo
Episode number: 18
Overview: Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
Sug Night
Episode number: 19
Overview: Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.
Dang Ol' Love
Episode number: 20
Overview: Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.
Returning Japanese (1)
Episode number: 21
Overview: The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.
Returning Japanese (2)
Episode number: 22
Overview: Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.