Hardware Store CEO: We’re Rebranding (for Some Reason)

Overview: What? Kids love chocolate.

Overview: America has spoken, and it wants TV that’s more divisive than ever.

Overview: It’s like a hipper, sexier version of the Bank of America app. That’s what kids want, right?

Overview: All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

Overview: Finally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!

Overview: Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.

Overview: This wasn’t supposed to be a website that hosts popularity contests where if you lose, you die.

Overview: David Taylor is back, and he still can’t believe this has to be explained.

Overview: The CEO of Skype is here with a message for all you “loyal” users.

Overview: The perfect cookie exists, we can stop now.

Overview: The owner - I mean, CEO - of Midland Park Hardware is here to disrupt… the nail industry?