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S.A.T. Blues

Episode number: 1

Overview: Dana is beside herself when Cody outscores her on the SATs; the kids help themselves to Frank's clothes.

To B or Not to Be

Episode number: 2

Overview: Frank teaching Shakespeare? 'Twould indeed be nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Stuck on You

Episode number: 3

Overview: To outdo the "superdad" of Al's friend, Frank enters a Human Fly contest in which he has to bounce off a trampoline and stick to a wall.

JT's World

Episode number: 4

Overview: J.T. and Cody team for "J.T.'s World" on TV, but when a guest bats her eyes at Cody, J.T. gives him the boot.

It's a Dog's Life

Episode number: 5

Overview: The family dog-sits a Saint Bernard that keeps Frank away from Carol, and terrorizes Mark.

The Boss

Episode number: 6

Overview: As assistant manager of the 50's Cafe, Dana runs the ship like Capt. Queeg--and drives the help to mutiny.

Model Daughter

Episode number: 7

Overview: Karen's modeling job rouses the mother hen in Carol; the flu hits at home, testing the nurse in Frank.

Someone to Watch Over Me

Episode number: 8

Overview: Frank goes out on a limb--a tree limb--to keep an eye on Dana and her date, a teenage make-out artist known as Mike the Mover.

The Making of the President

Episode number: 9

Overview: It's J.T. vs. Dana for student-body president, pitting schmo against smarty--and Frank against Carol.

Virgin Territory

Episode number: 10

Overview: J.T. is mystified: Cody's still a virgin; and he plans to stay that way for the "dudette of his dreams."

Back to Basics

Episode number: 11

Overview: Brendan feels responsible for a crackdown on family spending after he loses a rented video.

Boys Will Be Boys

Episode number: 12

Overview: A visit by Frank's boorish bud sends Carol into orbit; Cody becomes attached to a live holiday turkey he won in a raffle.

If I Were a Rich Man

Episode number: 13

Overview: Cody's not sure how to spend the fortune left to him by a friend at a rest home, but it's not for a lack of suggestions.

Happy Birthday, Baby

Episode number: 14

Overview: Dana's plans for her birthday party don't include Carol, but Frank's plans definitely do.

One of the Guys

Episode number: 15

Overview: Carol may be a '90s woman, but she can't see Frank's gorgeous co-worker as one of the guys. Meanwhile, the kids gamble their savings on the commodities market.

No Business Like Show Business

Episode number: 16

Overview: J.T. sees himself a star when a producer likes his TV show; in art class, Carol sees a lot that Frank doesn't like.

Love, Port Washington Style

Episode number: 17

Overview: Dana's been dumped, Frank burns one of Carol's customers, and J.T.'s limo date backfires.

Aloha (1)

Episode number: 18

Overview: Adventure and romance abound on a family trip to Maui, where Dana's swept off her feet by a far-from-typical beach bum.

Aloha (2)

Episode number: 19

Overview: Amid Maui's adventures, will...Dana marry Brian? Carol relax? J.T. and Cody find treasure? Brendan, Mark and Al win a helicopter tour?

No Way to Treat a Lady

Episode number: 20

Overview: J.T.'s woman is a biker who wants to be treated like a lady. Meanwhile, Al yearns for her first bra.

The Un-Natural

Episode number: 21

Overview: Carol goes to bat for Mark when he wants on the Cubs just before their big game.

The Psychic

Episode number: 22

Overview: A psychic predicts J.T. will be killed by a woman in red whose name starts with K. Meanwhile, Frank and Carol contend with a mechanical bed with a mind of its own.

This Old House

Episode number: 23

Overview: Frank's hired to raze a house for a new building, but a family's still living there--with nowhere to go.

Double Date

Episode number: 24

Overview: Carol sticks Karen with a date who doesn't rate--so Karen dumps him.