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I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Episode number: 1

Overview: Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

A Big Bag of Dog

Episode number: 2

Overview: Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Episode number: 3

Overview: Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Episode number: 4

Overview: Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Episode number: 5

Overview: Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

Ferrets, Attack!

Episode number: 6

Overview: Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Episode number: 7

Overview: When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Something My Gynecologist Said

Episode number: 8

Overview: Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

I Scream When I Pee

Episode number: 9

Overview: Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

One Nut Johnson

Episode number: 10

Overview: Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Episode number: 11

Overview: Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Welcome to Alancrest

Episode number: 12

Overview: Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Episode number: 13

Overview: Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Episode number: 14

Overview: Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Episode number: 15

Overview: When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Episode number: 16

Overview: Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Episode number: 17

Overview: When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

The 9:04 from Pemberton

Episode number: 18

Overview: After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

Episode number: 19

Overview: Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Episode number: 20

Overview: Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Episode number: 21

Overview: Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

My Bodacious Vidalia

Episode number: 22

Overview: With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Episode number: 23

Overview: Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.