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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Episode number: 1

Overview: Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

People Who Love Peepholes

Episode number: 2

Overview: Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Episode number: 3

Overview: Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Nine Magic Fingers

Episode number: 4

Overview: Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Episode number: 5

Overview: Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

The Squat and the Hover

Episode number: 6

Overview: Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Episode number: 7

Overview: Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Thank You for the Intercourse

Episode number: 8

Overview: When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Frodo's Headshots

Episode number: 9

Overview: Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Episode number: 10

Overview: Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Episode number: 11

Overview: Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Episode number: 12

Overview: Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Episode number: 13

Overview: Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

A Possum on Chemo

Episode number: 14

Overview: Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Episode number: 15

Overview: Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Episode number: 16

Overview: Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Not in My Mouth!

Episode number: 17

Overview: Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

The War Against Gingivitis

Episode number: 18

Overview: Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Palmdale, Ech

Episode number: 19

Overview: Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Grandma's Pie

Episode number: 20

Overview: Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Episode number: 21

Overview: Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

Why We Gave Up Women

Episode number: 22

Overview: Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Episode number: 23

Overview: Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Episode number: 24

Overview: Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.