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Gross Player

Episode number: 1

Overview: Movie producer Peter Dragon accidentally picks up a prostitute at his premiere and decides to keep her on for more than just the show. Features Keanu Reeves.

Re-Enter the Dragon

Episode number: 2

Overview: Guest star Salma Hayek accuses Peter of couch-casting, but his real humiliation comes at the box office with the release of his movie.

Blood Money

Episode number: 3

Overview: Peter will go to any length to raise $50 million for his new project, but it's Wendy who spurs things along with her "talents" to motivate the writer.

Blowhard

Episode number: 4

Overview: Past girlfriend Sandra Bullock jumps Peter when she discovers he has taped their lovemaking sessions and released them on video.

Mr. Dragon Goes to Washington

Episode number: 5

Overview: Adam's new agent works up some "heat" while Peter flops testifying before Congress, forcing him to get a total PR makeover. Features David Hasselhoff.

Twelfth Step to Hell

Episode number: 6

Overview: "Party of Five" star Scott Wolf auditions for Peter's new movie, but comes up short - while Peter feels his mortality in a religious pitch meeting.

Dragon's Blood

Episode number: 9

Overview: Peter's young directors go to summer camp instead of helming his movie, while Peter almost trades his daughter to an Arabian king.

Love Sucks

Episode number: 10

Overview: Stuart is a player when he signs a supermodel to co-star in the movie - but loses big time when his new heavy shows up 50 pounds overweight.

Strong Sexual Content

Episode number: 7

Overview: A nasty rumor about Peter, a frog, and one of his body parts make the rounds in Tinseltown, while Wendy makes the most of Peter's new assistant.

Lights, Camera, Action!

Episode number: 8

Overview: Peter has a heart attack when the first day of shooting includes a star who wants a bigger crotch, a $25,000 diversity bird and a wacko director.

Dead Man Floating

Episode number: 11

Overview: Peter miraculously recovers from his heart attack in time to audition the "boob" scene, while his leading man Holden manages to kill the director.

One Easy Piece

Episode number: 12

Overview: Peter's sexy new star decides she's got it - but isn't going to show it - while Stuart and Adam are treated to a game of Hollywood Hopscotch.

The Last Ride of the Elephant Princess

Episode number: 13

Overview: Surprise! Peter finds out the sloppy, obnoxious Rothstein brothers own the script to his movie, so he and Wendy put the screws to them to get it back.