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The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Episode number: 1
Overview: Why can't I just take anything I want though?
The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Episode number: 2
Overview: Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Episode number: 3
Overview: Hey person, what's your sound?
The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Episode number: 4
Overview: Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
Episode number: 5
Overview: This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
Episode number: 6
Overview: He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
Episode number: 7
Overview: I'm gonna smell like flowers.
The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
Episode number: 8
Overview: Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
Episode number: 9
The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
Episode number: 10
Overview: It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
The First Guy To Ever Dream
Episode number: 11
Overview: I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
Episode number: 12
Overview: Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
