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The First Guy To Ever Go Camping

Episode number: 1

Overview: Let's sleep where the bears live.

The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo

Episode number: 2

Overview: I arrested a penguin.

The First Guy To Ever Open A School

Episode number: 3

Overview: I'm gonna lecture your kids.

The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

Episode number: 4

Overview: The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm

Episode number: 5

Overview: It bends that way now it decided.

The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

Episode number: 6

Overview: Sleep in my bed.

The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers

Episode number: 7

Overview: Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose

Episode number: 8

Overview: In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain

Episode number: 9

Overview: Maybe I won't die.

The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison

Episode number: 10

Overview: Why can't I leave?

The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

Episode number: 11

Overview: Bring me the food. Now.

The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance

Episode number: 12

Overview: Something awful could happen.

The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake

Episode number: 13

Overview: Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot

Episode number: 14

Overview: I could dress up like an animal.

The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin

Episode number: 15

Overview: You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

The First Guy To Ever Shoplift

Episode number: 16

Overview: I'm taking this.

The First Guy To Ever Graduate

Episode number: 17

Overview: Now what?

The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker

Episode number: 18

Overview: Don't. Ever. Sleep.

The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime

Episode number: 19

Overview: Okay wait. Who did this?

The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru

Episode number: 20

Overview: I'm not getting out.

The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

Episode number: 21

Overview: Looks like a real person.