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The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor

Episode number: 1

Overview: Let's pretend I'm not me.

The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

Episode number: 2

Overview: Thanks for the shiny object.

The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter

Episode number: 3

Overview: I'm very good at punching.

The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle

Episode number: 4

Overview: Now put it back together!

The First Guy To Ever Host A Party

Episode number: 5

Overview: Bring your own beer.

The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor

Episode number: 6

Overview: I will crack you.

The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar

Episode number: 7

Overview: Want some poison?

The First Couple To Ever Move In Together

Episode number: 8

Overview: Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

The First Couple To Have A Baby

Episode number: 9

Overview: Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach

Episode number: 10

Overview: There's sand inside me.

The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard

Episode number: 11

Overview: I will punch you.

The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog

Episode number: 12

Overview: I got us a new furry roommate.

The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter

Episode number: 13

Overview: Look pretty hot.

The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office

Episode number: 14

Overview: Let's work in tiny cubes.

The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive

Episode number: 15

Overview: Maybe we won't drown.

The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing

Episode number: 16

Overview: I will outsmart a fish.

The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail

Episode number: 17

Overview: The customer is always right.

The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter

Episode number: 18

Overview: I'm extremely strong and I love grass.

The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk

Episode number: 19

Overview: Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!

The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet

Episode number: 20

Overview: Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.