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GTA Pacific Grim
Episode number: 1
Overview: Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
Hardcore Chore
Episode number: 2
Overview: Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
Snowjob
Episode number: 3
Overview: A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
Episode number: 4
Overview: The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
The Red Planet
Episode number: 5
Overview: Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
A Hobbit of Thrones
Episode number: 6
Overview: A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
Das Vidiamond
Episode number: 7
Overview: The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
Trash God
Episode number: 8
Overview: While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
Chick Figures
Episode number: 9
Overview: Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Happy Birthdump
Episode number: 10
Overview: Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
Figured Out
Episode number: 11
Overview: An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.