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Pilot

Episode number: 1

Overview: When an etiquette columnist is told to adapt to the modern and sexy style of his magazine, he turns to his former high-school bully for balance.

How to Have a One-Night Stand

Episode number: 2

Overview: Bert instructs Andrew on how to enjoy a one-night fling without getting too attached emotionally, while Diane agrees to prep Mike for his green-card interview.

How to Attend Your Ex-Fiance's Wedding

Episode number: 3

Overview: Andrew attends his ex-fiancée's wedding and learns that she cheated on him with the groom while they were still together.

How to Share a Relationship

Episode number: 4

Overview: Andrew and Bert each have their own unique relationship with the same woman, but Andrew starts to feel short-changed when she spends every night in Bert's room.

How to Be Draft Andrew

Episode number: 5

Overview: When Bert sends out angry emails that Andrew drafted but never sent, Andrew scrambles to make things right with the recipients. Meanwhile, Andrew turns the tables on Bert and forces him to stop filing away his emotions when his judgmental father shows up.

How to Dip Your Pen in the Company Ink

Episode number: 6

Overview: When Andrew refuses to make a move on his attractive new assistant, Bert teaches him a lesson by going out with her.

How to Get Along With Your Boss' New Girlfriend

Episode number: 7

Overview: When Andrew is left picking up Jerry's slack at work, he asks Bert to come on board to serve as his new life coach, but quickly realizes he might have made a serious mistake.

How to Upstage Thanksgiving

Episode number: 8

Overview: When Andrew skips Thanksgiving dinner with his family to rekindle a relationship with his ex-fiancÄ-e, Bert reminds him of his newfound "manhood" by showing him the error of his ways.

How to Be Shallow

Episode number: 9

Overview: When Andrew is given the opportunity to ask out a model, he is forced to realize that even a gentleman can be shallow about some things. Meanwhile, Bert discovers that events from his past may be the reason for his commitment issues.