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Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies

Episode number: 1

Overview: Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.

The Full Mountie

Episode number: 2

Overview: McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.

Screw You, Mr. Wonderful

Episode number: 3

Overview: Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.

The Man With No Ass

Episode number: 4

Overview: Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.

Cousin Sammy Dies in the End

Episode number: 5

Overview: When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.

Rainbows and Painted Hos

Episode number: 6

Overview: Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.

Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City

Episode number: 7

Overview: After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.

Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear

Episode number: 8

Overview: Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.

Petey Gets God'd

Episode number: 9

Overview: Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.

The Oracle of Vagina

Episode number: 10

Overview: Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.

The Horny Bastard

Episode number: 11

Overview: Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.

Sex on Ice

Episode number: 12

Overview: Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".

Hunts With Handgun

Episode number: 13

Overview: After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.