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Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

Episode number: 1

Overview: Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Butt Trouble

Episode number: 2

Overview: Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

Episode number: 3

Overview: Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Swayze Crazy

Episode number: 4

Overview: Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Episode number: 5

Overview: Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Meth O.D. to My Madness

Episode number: 6

Overview: Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

The Tiniest Princess

Episode number: 7

Overview: Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Episode number: 8

Overview: Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Bubba Trubba

Episode number: 9

Overview: Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Burned and Reburned Again

Episode number: 10

Overview: Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Terminus Trouble

Episode number: 11

Overview: Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Survival of the Dumbest

Episode number: 12

Overview: Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

A Sober Sunday

Episode number: 13

Overview: Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Rebel with a Claus

Episode number: 14

Overview: Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.