Not Without My Cash Cow!

Overview: After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Overview: Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

Overview: Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

Overview: Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Overview: Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

Overview: The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Overview: Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

Overview: The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

Overview: Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

Overview: When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.