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To Garnett a Grandson

Episode number: 1

Overview: Despite Rita giving birth to his new grandson, Alf is a reluctant hospital visitor, as he would much rather be down the pub. A brief moment of bonding with the baby is quickly interrupted by indignation when he hears Mike's proposed name for the infant.

Pigeon Fancier

Episode number: 2

Overview: Alf's in the money; celebrating at the pub he meets a friend, and thinks he has a sure fire way to make some more.

Holiday in Bournemouth

Episode number: 3

Overview: Alf takes the family on a holiday to Bournemouth but he moans the whole time. Later Alf falls into the pool when his chair is moved

Dock Pilfering

Episode number: 4

Overview: Alf speaks for the silent majority: "If we want a proper democracy here, we've got to start shooting a few people."

Up the Hammers

Episode number: 5

Overview: "It's all very well letting women have children, but they shouldn't be allowed to bring them up."

Alf's Broken Leg

Episode number: 6

Overview: Alf, in a wheelchair with a broken leg, on overpopulation: "Let's have a war and get rid of some of your bloody youth!"