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Pilot - The Unspeakable Play
Episode number: 1
Overview: Steven Toast has made a career faux pas by electing to star in a new controversial West End stage play. The play is considered so outrageous, that Toast is frequently attacked by appalled members of the British public. Recently divorced, Toast now stays with his friend Ed Howzer-Black and Ed's elderly mistress, the agoraphobic Goodhouse. Toast is asked to audition for long-running television series Summer Time Murders. However, the producer has been imprisoned for racial chanting on the set of his own production, so Toast has to audition for the part of a gay corrupt detective during prisoner's visiting time.
Phone Sex With Toast
Episode number: 2
Overview: Toast lives out a Margaret Thatcher themed fantasy over the phone with Mrs Purchase.
The Plumber
Episode number: 3
Overview: Steven has a problem with his latrine and desperately rings Gary the Plumber for help.
Double Decker
Episode number: 4
Overview: Ed pops out to the shops and Toast asks for a Double Deckeeeeer. Whilst he's out, Toast is on the phone with Mrs. Purchase...
The Sonnet
Episode number: 5
Overview: Toast joins other actors and reads a sonnet on Shakespeare’s Day.
The Wrong Number
Episode number: 6
Overview: Toast calls a wrong number.
Making Toast
Episode number: 7
Overview: Behind the Scenes of Series 1.
Series One Outtakes
Episode number: 8
Overview: Outtakes from the first series.
Toast Autobiography
Episode number: 9
Series Two Outtakes
Episode number: 10
Steven Toast Voiceover Reel
Episode number: 11
Series 3 Outtakes
Episode number: 12
The Music of Toast
Episode number: 13