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Pilot

Pilot

Episode number: 1

Overview: Jumping back into Los Angeles life after six months away, Maria hatches a brilliant plan to meet her neighbors and get back into Mark McGrath's good graces.

Bisexual Because of Meth

Bisexual Because of Meth

Episode number: 2

Overview: Maria weighs an offer to star in a wacky ramen ad and embarks on a confusing new romance with a recovering addict.

White Trash

White Trash

Episode number: 3

Overview: Worried she may be an unwitting racist, Maria seeks out a support group and fights for a big change on the set of a sitcom pilot.

Jack and Diane

Jack and Diane

Episode number: 4

Overview: When Maria slips into a sultry voice at a party, a handsome stranger falls under her spell -- and brings out her worst people-pleaser instincts.

I Love You

I Love You

Episode number: 5

Overview: Maria struggles to keep up with a sporty new beau. But before she can break it off, the relationship takes a startling turn.

Loaf Coach

Loaf Coach

Episode number: 6

Overview: After a long history of overcommitting, Maria hires a "loaf coach" to help her master the art of doing nothing. But her timing couldn't be worse.

Josue

Josue

Episode number: 7

Overview: Maria brings on a savvy young adviser to help her conquer her fear of children before a charity benefit.

A Vaginismus Miracle

A Vaginismus Miracle

Episode number: 8

Overview: Maria's first audition in months leads to fireworks on the Fox lot. Later, she races to have sex before her annual deadline.

No Friend Left Behind

No Friend Left Behind

Episode number: 9

Overview: Fearing she's ruined all her relationships, Maria seeks out a bitter former friend and vows to win her back by any means necessary.

Knife Feelings

Knife Feelings

Episode number: 10

Overview: Maria braves a romantic hurdle by inviting Scott to her tell-all stand-up show. But she doesn't count on him having some dark secrets of his own.

Mein Ramp

Mein Ramp

Episode number: 11

Overview: Maria is mortified to learn she's trending on YouTube for all the wrong reasons. In a flashback, she faces a difficult choice: her meds or her career.

Enter Super Grisham

Enter Super Grisham

Episode number: 12

Overview: While Scott tries to figure out what went wrong, Maria throws herself into her work. In the past, a Checklist gig finally pushes her over the edge.