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Million Dollars, But...

Episode number: 1

Overview: What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks

Episode number: 2

Overview: This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

Money Mouth & Delayed Climax

Episode number: 3

Overview: This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

Birthday Sex & Negativity Light

Episode number: 4

Overview: Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

Magic Dogs & Muscle Men

Episode number: 5

Overview: This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

Episode number: 6

Overview: This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes

Episode number: 7

Overview: This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport

Episode number: 8

Overview: For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

Episode number: 9

Overview: Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...