Connecting the Dots

Overview: Employees are reminded to please be on time for the War and Terror.

Overview: Use of interoffice messaging services for booty calls is strictly prohibited.

Overview: Office holiday celebrations must conform to proper standards of sensitivity.

Overview: Office computers are for national security purposes only, not for stalking Tinder dates.

Overview: Analysts are reminded that their professional skills are not necessarily useful for solving personal matters.

Overview: Employees are advised to refrain from doing the jobs of other government agencies.

Overview: Visitors to secure facilities should be closely monitored at all times.

Overview: Performance reviews will be based on job-related accomplishments and political realities.