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Pig

Episode number: 1

Overview: Patty and Bob work frantically to cover up her crimes and are met with a few surprises. The regionals queen is given her crown.

Dead Girl

Episode number: 2

Overview: While the police investigate the recent murder, Patty works to unite the pageant contestants in a public relations attempt to change the headlines.

Boomerang

Episode number: 3

Overview: Patty finds an eating disorder sponsor and meets a significant person. Bob takes on a new client. Coralee encourages Bob Barnard to run for mayor.

Poison Patty

Episode number: 4

Overview: Coralee and Regina throw a feminist period party. Bob goes polyamorous speed dating. Patty is haunted by visions while mentoring a "little sister."

Finding Magnolia

Episode number: 5

Overview: Magnolia visits Hughes University to try to piece together her lost memories. Dixie learns a shocking secret. Bob launches his mayoral campaign.

Eat and Run

Episode number: 6

Overview: A crushed Patty throws herself into her newfound talent with the help of a tempting instructor. Brick decides he wants to be a social media influencer.

Full Brazilian

Episode number: 7

Overview: Nonnie investigates a crime. Patty competes in the state pageant while simultaneously working her recovery program. Angie encounters trouble.

Pretty in Prison

Episode number: 8

Overview: A tragedy lands Patty in prison, where she helps plan a pageant. Meanwhile, Coralee and Bob's division of their home results in a surprise.

Ladybomb

Episode number: 9

Overview: The Bobs face off in a heated debate with quite a few twists, while Coralee tries to remove herself from danger. Patty and Nonnie go on a ghost tour.

The Most You You Can Be

Episode number: 10

Overview: The Miss American Lady pageant declares its winner as shocking truths come to light, and Patty embraces her inner self, much to Bob's dismay.